$119,999 gets you my brain for one year. That means for 365 days, 8,760 hours, I can be of freelance service to commit to your brand or company. You’ll get an absolute mountain’s worth of golden ideas, writings, creative solutions, scripts, video content ideas, and priceless campaign concepts that you can use for the present and future of your company. Throughout our year-long collaboration, I will deliver and contribute a fountain of smart, comedic, tastefully witty, friendly and creative services. Wtih my years of experience in advertising, marketing, and a lifetime of humor and storytelling — it’ll be a great investment for you and a whole lot of fun. Let’s work together.