How do you do?
Do you like my Zafu?
It’s brand spanky new!
Fits one booty, not two — Sorry, Boo!
Buckwheat filling, ooo-tay, that’s coo’
Slow ya mind train, chugga, chugga choo choo
Me willy-thinky long time, real comfy, no bum-bum boo-boo.
Two cheeks sitting pretty, so zen-like Budda Whoo???
Help-help me feelin’ like a chimp in a concrete zoo
Got a new seat so I don’t go cuckoo
How do you do?
Do you like my Zafu?
Throwin maroon shade, like a granddaddy’s caddy foo’
How do you do?
Do you like my Zafu?
No mo’ adieu
Let me show you
my main cushy-squeeze Zaaaaafuuuu!
….
Here’s my Zafu.
